Beckham sex, not with wife
News in Brief: Thursday, May 13th, 2004
The tragically underexposed Beckham(tm) Couple have been having a spot of marital bother recently after David(tm) admitted he regularly engages in group sex romps with himself. “I’m okay unless I get near any reflective surfaces. I mean look at me, you wouldn’t say no would you?” NWO suspects he said. The news came at a convenient time for the couple whose fortunes dwindle for every day they’re not front page tabloid news. “I’m comfortable with the situation,” says Victoria, “after all, not every girl is lucky enough to be married to a man who can lick his own balls.”,


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May 7th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
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August 29th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
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May 22nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
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December 7th, 2007 at 12:45 am
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April 27th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
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i want sex with him…….
January 9th, 2009 at 5:13 am
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