Galloway Galls Government

Glasgow MP George Galloway has been given the let-go by the gossiping groupees of the general governing group. He has been suspended from the national, socialist Labour party in the UK pending “internal party investigations”.

George, known to his friends as George, is accused of “bringing the Labour party into disrepute” at the centre of claims he was in the pay of Saddam Hussein. Hussein was known to have many body doubles and it has been suggested that he liked to use George for that after-dinner, string-vested, Special Brew-in-hand, pissing-in-a-bus-stop look.