Iraqi Prankster Causes “Navigational Mishap”

Iraqi prankster, Khalid Al-Beadle, caused a “navigational mishap” in West Baghdad during the recent “liberation”. Al-Beadle’s favourite joke, changing the direction of roadsigns, confused coalition troops who were attempting to embed themselves in the pockets of resistance around Baghdad. “We had got as far as Poland before any of the guys realised what had happened,” admitted Marine Commander Frank McYoyo of the 1st Walking-the-Dog division, “we were a little upset so shot some of those commie bastards before about-turning so it didn’t just look like we’d done it by mistake.” Senior officials at US Central Command denied any official invasion of the Baltic state since “every idiot knows you go for Austria first”.