Muslims in the UK have been advised to stay indoors to avoid revenge attacks over the bombings in London today. Concerned about a possible backlash, the British Ministry of Islamic Human Rights has issued a list of recommendations for Muslims in Britain to follow:
Stay indoors. Do not leave your house.
The government can provide “accommodation” for those having difficulty accepting this recommendation.
Record telephone calls
Make audio recordings of all your telephone calls. This can be used by the police to protect you somehow.
Do not use the phone and avoid the Internet, which could expose you to certain difficult truths.
Surrender your passport to the nearest police station. This will protect you from identity theft.
The Government has also prepared a colour leaflet containing instructions on how to build your own electronic tagging equipment. They recommend wearing this at all times, except in the bath, where you should instead be handcuffed to the towel rail.
It is recommended that all British Muslims consider converting to Christianity. After all, whilst you might not agree Jesus was the son of god, you have to admit he was a pretty nice guy (except for all the terrorism).
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