Nike Sponsor War on Iraq

The world leader in sportswear today announced sponsorship of another world leader, George W. Bush. In a first of its kind deal, Nike are to provide US soldiers with Nike brand trainers modified to offer protection against sand, oil and bio-chemical warfare related slippery surfaces. Chuck Chuckinski, a US army marketing consultant, told us “Nike know their products are going to be seen on every news channel around the world. This is valuable product placement which will shock and awe the consumer.”

McDonalds have indicated they may follow suit by offering ‘freeze-dried’ McRations, for the troops. “We’ve been working on these since the Apollo space mission” commented Ronald McDonald. “We’ve still not overcome the problem that removing all the water from our food considerably decreases it’s nutritional value.”