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Colon Bowel today warned of ‘consequences’ if the democrats fail to pull their weight in bringing peace to the world. The warning came amid the latest round of allegations that the democrats were developing chemical weapons, sponsoring terrorism and harbouring members of Saddam Hussein’s former regime.

Bowel said the US congress already has legislation in place which could lead to severe sibilant sanctions against the democrat party. “We believe that punitive sanctions against the dems. are long overdue” said a democrat spokesman. When pressed “are you sure, you do realise that that’s you, right?”, he responded “yeah, we’re with the republicans all the way on this one”.