Show me the Self Propelled Guided Missiles

Today in a press briefing given in Doha, Qataar USAF Gen. Casey Chipowski announced that a new type of precision guided munition had been used for the first time overnight in the bombing of Baghdad. The TIT-42 Tomahawk Cruise missiles are able to deliver a Cocktail of chemical and explosive munitions capable of bringing Days of Thunder like a Fourth of July fireworks display. No Vanilla Sky. We can bomb those Iraqis back to the future the general confirmed.

The weapon can be instrumental in supporting special forces in the Risky Business of their Mission Impossible. It features a new super-intelligent targeting system which makes it so easy to use that a Few Good Men can use it effectively with their Eyes Wide Shut. Wing Commander Jerry Maguire is quoted as saying “this weapon is not without its problems. It has such a short range that we must fire it from our Top Gun if we wish it to hit Far and Away. Of our men, a Minority Report that from that far up you can really feel it rain, man.”