Supreme Being vs. Supreme Court

After more than ten years of work the human genome project has finally managed to sequence the human genome in its entirety. DNA, the building blocks of the code for life, carries data determining how human beings are constructed, much like a microwave oven. The project however has not been without controversy. God, the omniscient creator of the universe, has filed a law suit against National (US) Human Genome Research Institute, the company responsible for the bulk of the work. God claims that the researchers have reverse engineered a proprietary copy control mechanism and have breached the DMCA.

“This sequence allows pirates to copy human beings and sell them on the black market, erm, funding terrorism, yeah, that’s the ticket,” God claims. The Deity Industry Artists Association (DIAA) figures suggest that up to $3Bn dollars are lost each year due to unauthorized copying of humans. The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) suggest that even without the human genome it is still possible to create cloned human beings, they suggest that DNA is nothing more than a technique for maximizing profit at the expense of the consumer.