Weapons of Mass-turbation

During their recent searches in Iraq, UN inspectors found a stash of weapons of masturbation in Uday Hussein (pictured)’s bedroom. Upon being confronted with his collection of ‘Nasty Hijabis’, ‘Razzle’ and ‘Big Titted American Women Suck Arab Cock’, Uday is reported as saying “no, Dad, I was looking after them for a friend. Errrm, Iran. Yes, my friend Iran“.